"life will only come once, so make the most out of it. God did not give us all things to enjoy life, but life to enjoy all things"- this is the phrase that a good friend of mine always telling me. He told me a story about his past experience about "love", or shall i say "lust". i don't know if it is true or not, i don't care, the only matter for me is that i was amazed and entertained with his rated "r" storytelling.. And that tale goes like this:
10 years earlier, it was Saturday noon at their house his mom and his mom's best friend(mbf)were busy making peanut butter in the kitchen, while he is about to finish taking shower in the bathroom. His mom's best friend suddenly knock on the bathrooms door and telling him that she wants to pee and he then promptly open the door. As he exit from the bathroom his mom's best friend grab his thing and said "still a virgin?". He was shocked and speechless and quickly run to his bedroom. ( of course his mom does not know)
At the same day, at exactly 4 p.m., his mom asking a favor from him to deliver and give the 2 glass of peanut butter to the house of his mom's best friend. So, he went out and go to the mom's best friend house which is located a few blocks away from their house. When he arrive at the house, he buzz the gate and the mom's best friend responsively opened the door and ask him to push the gate and come inside. And so he entered the house and the mbf offered him a mango juice. He accepted the juice and begun to chat with the mbf. The mbf was wearing a long loose white see thru cotton t-shirt eagerly seated beside him. She grab his hand and putted it on her breast and said "have you ever touch a woman's breast?". And he touched it gently. the mbf said, " do you like it?". All of a sudden, a child cry in the room. The mbf stand quickly and go over to the baby and offered some milk (not a breast milk of course). When the cry stops the mbf went back to him and give a beer. She pulled him towards the maid's room and then they do it the sacred thing. After an hour he came back home and his mother ask him, "what took you so long?", he answered; i stopped by at my friend's house" then his mom says, "what friend? a boy or a girl?". "A boy mom!", he replied. Then, suddenly his mom yelled at him, "What? Are you a gay?","Why do you say so, mom?"he replied nervously with noticeable guilt. And his mom answered; "Because you've got a lot of "love bites" on your neck! how disgraced you are. Who's that boy? Tell me? Do I know him? From now on you are grounded. Go to your room and read some bible phrases.. .. .." . the end.
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